REJECT HUMANITY.
WEAR MONKE.
Hoodies, stickers, and plushies made by players who never log off. If you've ever screamed MONKE in a Canyons lobby, this gear is for you.
MONKE MODE HOODIE
Heavyweight fleece, embroidered fist patch, oversized fit for maximum tag-arounds. Small batch: once it's gone, it's gone.
THE SHOP
- Card payments run on Fourthwall's hosted checkout, so your card never touches this site
- Damaged or misprinted gear replaced or refunded within 30 days
- Made to order in 5–7 days, at your door in about 2–3 weeks
ABOUT GTUBE MERCH
GTube Merch is where the community gears up between tag sessions: bold apparel and accessories inspired by Gorilla Tag's reject-humanity, become-monke culture. Every design is our own original art, made by fans who just can't stop tagging arms in VR.
Not affiliated with or endorsed by Another Axiom LLC. Gorilla Tag® is a trademark of Another Axiom LLC.
FAQ
Nope, this is a fan-run store, not affiliated with Another Axiom LLC.
Everything's made to order in small batches, so give us about 5–7 days to print and pack, then 7–14 days in transit depending on where your troop is based. Door to door that's roughly 12–21 days, so if it's a birthday gift, order three weeks out to be safe. Orders over $75 ship free (once per customer, so make that first big order count).
Checkout runs through Fourthwall, the same platform behind tons of creator stores. Your card details go straight to their secure hosted checkout, never to us. If checkout is ever unavailable, you can order by email at orders@gtubemerch.com instead.
Apparel runs adult unisex S–3XL. No youth sizes yet, so on most 8–12 year olds an adult S is a very oversized fit. Check the size chart (it has kid-fit notes) before ordering, and each Fourthwall product page has exact measurements for that item.
Small batches, real deadlines. When a drop's countdown hits zero (or the batch sells out), it's gone. No restocks, no "back by popular demand".
Since everything's made to order, we can't take change-of-mind returns. But if your gear arrives damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, email orders@gtubemerch.com within 30 days and we'll sort you out.